My dear reader, on a Thursday most ordinary (but, it turns out, not so ordinary), Bitcoin donned its finest waistcoat and stumbled boisterously above the fabled $95,000 threshold—much as a provincial official, suddenly flush with confidence, tries to sneak past the gatekeeper into high society. 💼🍾
Now the whispers on Nevsky Prospekt (and the electronic backstreets) are abuzz: Will gawky, unpredictable BTC soon swagger back to $100,000, or will it trip and land on its backside in a puddle of old rubles and broken dreams?
The Mysterious Drought of BTC Sell-Offs (or, “Who’s Hiding Their Kopecks?”)
According to the soothsayers at CryptoQuant, the once-thronging mob of wallets hurrying BTC to exchanges has dwindled to a meager 19,282—a number not glimpsed since the halcyon, mustachioed days of 2017. In other words, the line at the marketplace stands deserted: over 60% fewer villagers at the stall trying to trade Bitcoin for bread—or whatever it is crypto folk eat. 🥖💰
Historically (that is, whenever the fortune-tellers peer deep into their crystal ledgers), such low inflows burst forth just before Bitcoin gets up to some shenanigans—usually a price leap, sometimes a scandal. Fewer coins on sale equals more eager buyers fighting for scraps. Supply tightens, prices rise, and somewhere an exasperated government clerk cries into his porridge. Such is the wheel of fate!
Meanwhile, at the bustling bazaar of Binance, BTC’s “Taker Buy Sell Ratio” has vaulted to a titillating 1.142—the like of which has not been seen in, well, a while. Expert Amr Taha, scribbling in his ledger, notes this as “the highest in this range”—though whether he means a Gregorian or Julian calendar is anyone’s guess. 📜📈
A ratio above one, they say, means more daring souls are rushing to buy than to sell. If this keeps up, you might see even your babushka trying to mortgage her samovar for a few satoshis. (Disclaimer: Please don’t let your babushka do this.)
When Bitcoin Bears Go into Hibernation: Is the $100,000 Dream Near?
On the technical side— “technical” here meaning “when the mathematicians come out to play”—there’s the Elder-Ray Index, a name that sounds suspiciously like a 19th-century villain and just as capricious. Its bars, like Gogol’s postal inspectors, have ballooned grotesquely upon the charts, a signal, say the chart-readers, that the buyers are getting rowdy. Positive bars, growing larger? How bullish! How boisterous! How positively bureaucratic! 🐂🎉
If this wild bull market keeps charging, BTC might crash through resistance at $98,983, reclaim $100,000 with a triumphant bellow, and gallivant merrily toward $101,070 (where, one assumes, new anxieties await along with tea and biscuits).
But beware: should the fever break and the profit-takers swarm in like locusts upon a poorly guarded granary, our hero Bitcoin could totter, miss its step, and tumble ignominiously below $95,971 (very precise!), and sink as far as $91,851, where disillusioned traders gather to swap stories of lost fortunes and the folly of speculative exuberance.
So, dear reader, gird your loins, secure your passwords, and keep one suspicious eye on the exchanges; for in the wild masquerade of cryptocurrency, every candle has a shadow, and every gain is chased by a grumbling auditor.
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2025-05-02 14:23