Bitcoin to $1 Million? The Crypto World is Going Full Mad

Crypto prophets, moon shots, and a dash of delusion: grab your popcorn! 🍿🚀

Believe it or not, Cameron Winklevoss—yes, the same guy who probably still dreams about rowing contests—declared at the Bitcoin 2025 bash that Bitcoin should be worth a cool million dollars a coin. Yep, a million. Because why not? It’s not like we’re all just trying to pay rent, right?

⚡️ Gemini co-founder Cameron Winklevoss argues #Bitcoin is undervalued and should trade at $1M per coin.
— The Crypto Times (@CryptoTimes_io), May 28, 2025

At the glittering event, Winklevoss confidently waxed poetic about Bitcoin’s long-term prospects. “Bitcoin at $100,000 is exciting,” he said, like a parent thrilled over a child’s first school play. But then, with the seriousness of someone discussing their favourite soap opera plot twist, he argued that given Bitcoin’s limited supply of 21 million coins—because scarcity is the new black—it should be valued at around a million dollars. Clearly, he’s playing Monopoly in the real world now.

Using a baseball analogy that hits you right in the ego, he claimed, “We’re not just in the first inning — this game is going to overtime,” which, come to think of it, sounds about as comforting as a flat tire. Also, in a bold move, he threw some shade on Donald Trump’s crypto reserve plans, stating that only Bitcoin is truly deserving of a spot on that all-star list. Because obviously, only one player can be king of the crypto jungle. 🦁

Meanwhile, at TOKEN2049 in Dubai—because apparently everything is better in the desert—Arthur Hayes, co-founder of BitMEX, also predicted Bitcoin could hit that shimmering million-dollar mark. His advice? “Go all in, or go home,” which sounds like a recipe for a lot of very stressed-out croupiers.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more surreal, Robert Kiyosaki—the author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad”—chimed in with predictions that Bitcoin could soar to $250,000 by 2025. His reasoning? The current financial system is about as stable as a house of cards in a tornado, so Bitcoin, gold, and silver are your safest bets. Enjoy your moon landing, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Geoffrey Kendrick from Standard Chartered paints a rosy picture, suggesting Bitcoin may hit $200,000 by the end of 2025 and possibly $500,000 by 2028. Because why aim low, when you can aim for the crypto stars? 🌟

As I write this, Bitcoin is lounging at $107,569, just shy of its recent record of $111,970—and honestly, who’s surprised? The crypto circus continues, and the show must go on, people. 🎪

2025-05-28 22:14

Crypto prophets, moon shots, and a dash of delusion: grab your popcorn! 🍿🚀

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