Bitcoin Takes Over as the Dollar Falls: The Endgame Begins

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Bitcoin Takes Over as the Dollar Falls: The Endgame Begins

In the shadowy corridors of power, where the air is thick with bureaucratic perfume and the scent of printed money, Jerome Powell—our beloved Fed overlord—might as well have whispered the secrets of the universe into Jack Mallers’ ear. But no, the Strike CEO didn’t need whispers. He saw the grand confession in Powell’s recent speech, as clear as a drunken poet’s rhyme: the post-war monetary chaos is unraveling faster than a poorly knit sweater, and Bitcoin is the only thing standing between us and economic anarchy. 🎭💰

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“The Bretton Woods era is dead,” Mallers proclaimed, with the flair of a mad prophet in a Kafkaesque dream. “And they’re telling you, dear viewers, just loud enough for the deaf to hear: that we—the brave Bitcoiners—were right all along. Sorry, nostalgia, you’ve got to take a back seat now. 👀😂”

Bitcoin Is The Only Way Out

“Historic Dollar Fall Needed to Eliminate US Trade Deficit.” “This isn’t some conspiracy theory,” he snickered. “It’s mainstream media now—proof that the post-war dollar regime is cracking like an old ceramic unicorn. The silence is deafening—and the quiet part is out loud now. 🎯”

He concluded with a prophecy darker than a Tolstoy novel: “This is a regime change—a revolution in money. You won’t see many of these in a lifetime. And Bitcoin? It’ll be the star of the new show.”

Years of Bitcoin evangelists claiming “illusion” now seem prophetic. With Powell’s own words, Mallers sees the cracks in the illusion widening, revealing a looming chaos. The world watches, holding its collective breath—waiting for what comes next.

As of pressing time, Bitcoin dances at $105,200—proof that the madness is real and the game is on. 🤑🚀

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2025-06-03 19:21