Ah, dear reader! Gather ’round as we unveil the latest spectacle from the grand circus of CoinDesk Indices, where the performance of our beloved CoinDesk 20 Index is akin to a tragicomedy unfolding before our very eyes! 🎭
Lo and behold! The CoinDesk 20 now finds itself languishing at a pitiful 3027.78, a staggering decline of 4.4% (-137.85) since the clock struck four on Thursday. One might say it has taken a tumble worthy of a slapstick routine! 🤡
Alas, not a single one of the 20 assets dares to rise from the ashes of despair. They remain as flat as a pancake left too long on the griddle! 🥞
In this grand performance, our leaders, BTC and XRP, have taken a graceful bow, down by 2.2% and 2.9% respectively. Bravo! 👏 But wait! The laggards, SUI and NEAR, have outdone themselves with declines of 8.2% and 7.8%. Truly, a standing ovation is in order for their remarkable ability to plummet! 🎉
Thus, the CoinDesk 20 remains a broad-based index, flailing about on multiple platforms across the globe, like a fish out of water, gasping for a breath of fresh air. 🌍
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2025-06-13 17:15