Well, well, well. Bitcoin in 2025 is basically that friend who says they’re “just popping out for one drink” and then ends up dancing on the table at 3am. We’ve seen wild rallies, dramatic dips, and now—drumroll, please—a brand new all-time high of $111,814. Yes, you read that right. Somewhere, a crypto bro is buying another yacht.
Traditionally, this is the part where everyone panics, sells everything, and tweets about “the end.” But plot twist: the on-chain tea suggests this party might not be over yet. In fact, it could just be getting started. (Cue dramatic music and a suspiciously timed surge in optimism.)
Analyst: “Relax, We’re Not at the Top Yet” (Probably)
Enter Darkfost, an on-chain analyst who spends more time with Bitcoin charts than most people spend with their families. According to their latest post on X (because apparently we don’t call it Twitter anymore), realized profits are still “normal” for a bull market. Translation: the market isn’t screaming “run for the hills” just yet.
The magic metric here is Net Realized Profit/Loss. If it’s positive, people are making money and probably feeling smug. If it’s negative, there’s weeping and gnashing of teeth. Right now? We’re at about 104,000 BTC in realized profits—roughly $11 billion. That’s a lot of avocado toast.
But here’s the kicker: historically, things only get dicey when this number hits 350,000 BTC. So unless everyone suddenly decides to cash out and buy matching Lamborghinis, we might have some runway left.
“It’s what keeps investors engaged in the market and helps sustain the bullish momentum.” — Darkfost, probably sipping coffee and watching the chaos unfold
Bitcoin Price: The Morning After
At the moment, Bitcoin is lounging around $108,360—a modest 2% dip in the last 24 hours. Nothing like a little hangover after a wild night out.
So, is this bull run just stretching its legs? Or are we all about to wake up with regret and a mysterious new tattoo? Stay tuned. And maybe keep your phone handy—just in case you need to check those prices at 3am. 😉
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2025-05-24 16:53