Bitcoin Maverick: You Won’t Believe What Saylor Tweeted in His Fighter Jet Gear 🚀🕶️

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The morning light hung heavy in the drawing room of digital commerce, and from its shadows emerged none other than Michael Saylor—a man whose affection for Bitcoin is rivalled only by his flair for public theatre. Saylor, presiding over the Bitcoin-laden coffers of Strategy, composed a dispatch to his assembly of digital followers upon the widely perambulated byways of X, the new face of man’s ever-quickening urge to communicate.

resplendent, almost Napoleonic, adorned with the orange insignia of BTC (one suspects Gagarin never dreamed crypto would become a fashion accessory). Here was an avatar that seemed to say, “Why simply ride the rocket when you can pilot it—and serve hors d’oeuvres en route?”

The resemblance to Tom Cruise’s immortal “Top Gun” persona was uncanny. A knowing smirk, perfect coif, and the unmistakable suggestion that with enough Bitcoin, even gravity is a mere inconvenience.

Let’s Go Faster 🚀

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) July 3, 2025

Analysts—those poor souls tasked with making sense of life’s mysteries—suggest the latest skyward pirouette of Bitcoin may owe itself to the increasing money supply wafting through the economies of both the Old World and the New. Another gentle breeze: the institutional embrace of Bitcoin, with ETFs popping up like dandelions in spring, and treasury firms (Strategy, Metaplanet, a few energetic cousins) steadily corralling as much digital gold as Victorian misers once did far less virtual coinage.

848,902 BTC held by Bitcoin treasury companies

CryptoQuant’s tally reads like the ledger of rural landlords: some 51 brave enterprises, hoarding 848,902 Bitcoins—though Strategy alone sits upon half, the dragon in this fairy tale, breathing digital fire. Metaplanet trails genteelly in fifth place, its 13,350 BTC more a manor than a castle.

The year, naturally, has its fads. 2025’s favorite pastime appears to be the conversion of sober, public companies into roaring Bitcoin hoarders. Suddenly every boardroom fancies itself brave enough to walk in Saylor’s shining boots—issuing securities, counting coins, and hoping—faintly—that their chief executive can pull off aviator shades without irony.

On July the 1st, Saylor trumpeted Strategy’s latest—some might say prodigious—triumph: a windfall of $4.4 billion in the second quarter alone, measured out in the precious metric of 41,407 Bitcoin. It amounts to a yield as fat and golden as anything reaped from Russian wheat fields, rising to a 19.7% gain for the year. One suspects even Turgenev’s melancholy landowners never made out so well—and certainly not while wearing a pilot’s helmet.

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2025-07-03 17:12