Binance’s Big PI Pickle: To List or Not to List?

TL;DR 😏

Pi Network’s “Open Network” launch has got the crypto world buzzing, with exchanges lining up like it’s Black Friday. Binance? Still undecided, but there’s a community vote. Oh, the suspense. 🙄
Some dreamers say Pi could hit $314. Reality check: that would require more money than exists on this planet. Keep dreaming, pal. 😂

And Now, Binance Gets All Mysterious…

Alright, so Pi Network—crypto’s version of “Is this a thing, or what?”—is back in the headlines. 🤔 They’ve promised to launch the Open Network on February 20, which *might* make Pi tokens tradable. Big “might” there. 🙃

The usual suspects like OKX, Bitget, and MEXC have already RSVP’d for launch day. But Binance? Oh no, they’re keeping it coy, because why not add drama? 🎭 Turns out, they want you—yes, *you*—to vote on this. 👏 Democracy in crypto. Sure, Jan.

“Should PI be launched on Binance?” they ask, like it’s the next Nobel Prize decision. Voting ends February 27. Better have $5 sitting in your Binance account if you want in on this action. Talk about pay-to-play democracy. 😒

As of now, about 85% of voters have gone with the “Heck yeah!” option. The remaining 15%? Probably too busy wondering how to recover their Dogecoin losses. 🤷‍♂️

Let’s Talk Fantasy: PI’s Imaginary Price

So here’s the juicy bit: the crypto tea leaves are being read, and predictions are flying! Some folks are saying, “Hey, maybe it’ll be worth a few cents.” Others? Oh, they’re pulling out the π calculators, predicting a moonshot to $314.159 because, you know, math. ✨ Genius! 🙄

But here’s the kicker: for Pi to hit $314, the market cap would need to be over $31 trillion. Yes, trillion—with a “T.” Newsflash: the entire crypto market is worth less than $3.3 trillion. So yeah… put down the Kool-Aid. 🥤

2025-02-18 15:10

And Now, Binance Gets All Mysterious…

Let’s Talk Fantasy: PI’s Imaginary Price

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