Binance Brushes Off FTX’s $1.76 Billion Lawsuit – Because Why Not? 🤔💸

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Binance Brushes Off FTX’s $1.76 Billion Lawsuit – Because Why Not? 🤔💸

In a move that practically screams “Not my problem,” Binance has politely asked the court to give the $1.76 billion lawsuit filed by FTX a nice big dismissing.

According to Binance, these allegations are about as valid as a unicorn at a horse show—utterly without merit and made of fairy dust. They also fancy themselves as the legal equivalent of a cat that refuses to acknowledge the existence of a mouse-sized lawsuit in the room.

Furthermore, Binance claims the U.S. courts are clearly out of bounds, like trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle—admirable, perhaps, but ultimately pointless. Their grand strategy? Defend themselves against claims that seem to have been cooked up in the back of a very suspicious van, and call into question the very validity of the lawsuit itself.

Meanwhile, this legal saga serves as yet another reminder that between these two crypto titans, the tension is hotter than a microwave full of popcorn—ready to pop at any given moment, possibly with a touch more drama and fewer kernels of truth.

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2025-05-20 15:40