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Bitcoin staking, once as impossible as a Coward play without wit, is now a reality. Thanks to some dazzling innovations, over $5.8B+ in native BTC is being staked and earning yield. Bravo! 👏

Bitcoin, that elusive specter, now priced at $91,718.83, as if it were a rare orchid in a frosty greenhouse. It has bounced above $93K, gaining 4%-a triumph for the tech sector, which seems to have more resilience than a Russian matryoshka doll. Ethereum, meanwhile, is as steady as a drunkard’s handshake, while most altcoins flash red, like a warning light on a spaceship heading into a black hole. 🚀💥

On the grand stage of the daily timeframe, ETH clings to the $3,000 support like a jester to his last joke. Having fallen from the $3,500 supply zone, it now wallows beneath the 100-day and 200-day moving averages, a sure sign of bearish tyranny. Momentum, once a gallant knight, now crawls like a snail, with RSI at 32, flirting with oversold territory. Should buyers falter, $2,600 awaits, followed by the abyss of $2,100. Yet, reclaiming $3,500 would be a triumph-but who dares dream without volume’s mighty roar? 🎭

The burn rate of SHIB has skyrocketed by a jaw-dropping 2,000,000%-yes, you read that right, two million percent! 🚀🚀🚀 According to the ever-watchful Shibburn, the X account that keeps tabs on the Shiba Inu team’s fiery antics, over 2.2 million tokens have been sent to the great null address in the sky. Poof! Gone, like your New Year’s resolutions. 🎆