🤑 Fed’s Rate Roulette: Will Crypto and Stocks Survive the Spin? 🎢
The CME FedWatch oracle declares an 89.9% chance of a rate trim, while Polymarket, ever the dramatist, raises the stakes to 97%. Yet, beneath these numbers lies a comedy of errors-a policy rift as wide as a Russian steppe. Some FOMC members coo like doves, pleading for easing, while the hawks screech, fearing inflation’s ghost might rise again. 👻







