🤑 Bitcoin Bonanza: Ramaswamy’s Strive Swallows Semler in a Crypto Feast! 🍽️
In a Monday proclamation that made the town crier blush, the companies declared an all-stock swaperoo. Semler shareholders, instead of cold hard cash, will get Strive shares-21.05 of ’em for every Semler share, no less! That’s a whopping 210% premium, folks. Somebody’s sleeping on a pile of digital gold tonight. 💰