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It began, as all tragedies do, with a telephone call. The victim-a woman of presumably sound mind, yet cursed with the misfortune of owning a bank account-received a summons from a man claiming to represent U.S. Bank. “Madam,” he intoned, “did you authorize a purchase at a GameStop in Dallas?” She denied it, of course, for what respectable adult spends $400 on Pokémon cards? 😏
Ethereum has recently shown positive movement following a MACD bullish crossover, which could signal a larger upward trend. 🚀 Oh, great, another bullish crossover. What could go wrong? 😂
Behold, the prophet KillaXBT, whose X username echoes like a siren’s lament, proclaims that Bitcoin’s price structure remains a clean canvas, though marred by the brushstrokes of volatility. The $90,000 level, a crucible of fate, stands as a bastion of support, a CME futures gap where traders gather like pilgrims. Yet, should this shield falter, the abyss of $87,500 looms, a gauntlet of 2026’s yearly open, where buyers may yet rise to meet the fall. 🧨
With the new DC Universe set to launch in 2026, more details are emerging about its heroes. At an HBO Max event in Brazil in November 2025, a trailer for the upcoming series Lanterns revealed that Hal Jordan (played by Kyle Chandler) will be able to fly. This makes him the eighth character in the DCU with the power of flight.
Bitcoin whale accumulation has reached a new milestone as the number of addresses holding at least 100 BTC continues to rise. 🐋📈
Researchers have discovered a novel attack vector where pre-trained AI models are exploited to conceal malicious code, raising serious concerns about the security of the AI supply chain.
The sheer value? A cool $10.87 million. Not quite enough to buy the Crown Jewels, but certainly sufficient for a rather vulgar villa in Monaco. 💅 At current rates, of course – which, as we all know, change more rapidly than my mood on a Monday morning.
The show started small, but since its debut in late 2020, it’s quickly become very popular, gaining both a large audience and positive reviews from critics.
New research details how combining the power of large language models with knowledge graphs can dramatically improve decision-making and accelerate enterprise-level digital transformation initiatives.
On the brisk morning of January 9, like a cowboy riding into town, stablecoin titan Tether declared its strategic alliance with the UNODC. This endeavor aims to wrangle in the rampant illicit cryptocurrency activity while shoring up the digital fortifications of Africa. As the continent gallops ahead in the digital asset race, it finds itself beset by scams, fraudsters, and organized crime-oh my!
