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Cardano’s ecosystem resembles a delicate soufflé-low TVL, fragile stablecoin supply, and a penchant for struggling under its own weight. Truly, a spectacle of resilience-if resilience means faltering in the face of liquidity crises.
The Facts (or the bits of the story that make sense)
The newest Call of Duty game, Black Ops 7, had a peak of 100,332 players on Steam during its launch weekend. This is significantly lower than the peak for Arc Raiders, which reached over 400,000 players. While it’s not a perfect comparison – Black Ops 7 is available on multiple platforms like Battle.net, the Microsoft Store, and PC Game Pass, while Arc Raiders is limited to Steam and the Epic Games Store – Black Ops 7 still launched with fewer players on Steam than previous Call of Duty titles.
Which altcoins are about to face the financial guillotine? And what bizarre factors are at play? Let’s dive in, shall we? 🕵️♂️🔍
A new framework efficiently optimizes smaller language models for financial tasks, rivaling the performance of much larger systems.
During a recent colloquy with Grant Cardone (a man whose enthusiasm for sales could power a small nation), Saylor, with the air of a chess grandmaster explaining checkmate to a toddler, outlined a balance sheet so robust it could outlast a particularly aggressive fern in the Amazon. “Should Bitcoin plummet 90%, we’d merely dilute the equity-because nothing says ‘confidence’ like handing shareholders a free holiday in Equity-ville, population: zero.”
The update is now available on all platforms, after launching on Steam. If you don’t own the game yet, you can find a review by Scott here, a handheld comparison here, and all of our game guides here. I also wrote a detailed article about every version of Final Fantasy Tactics, which you can read here.
In a recent tête-à-tête with the Financial Times, Mr. Sleijpen issued a cautionary tale, as grave as a governess scolding her charges. He declared that these dollar-pegged stablecoins, growing at a pace most indecent, could soon become systemically relevant to our delicate financial ecosystem. Imagine, if you will, a ball where the music suddenly stops, and all are left in disarray! 🎶🩰
You might say the technical fairies sprinkled a bit too much bearish dust. The MACD line (you know, the thing that resembles those jittery caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland headfirst toward the signal line) showed little trace of upwelling pumpkins. Similarly, dear RSI, lounging peacefully at a mellow 41, lounges in a neutral-to-bearish zone. Needless to say, the bears hold the cards and the wool, or should we say, the candle wicks!
It’s earnings season once again, and while many companies had their usual corporate banter, TeraWulf’s Q3 2025 call somehow managed to pierce through the monotony. Not for the earnings numbers (yawn), but for subtly revealing a blueprint that might just etch Bitcoin miners into the annals of energy-infrastructure providers for the AI era. Oh, joy. 🤓
