Tesla’s Whimsical $1.2B Windfall: A Tale of Bitcoin, AI, and Mr. Musk’s Mischief!
Elon Musk, that most indefatigable of entrepreneurs, has orchestrated a sharp earnings recovery for Tesla, akin to a Victorian melodrama. The net income soared to £1.2 billion, largely due to a £284 million unrealized gain from Bitcoin holdings—a sum that has transformed the company from a Q1 £125 million loss into a Q2 hero. With Bitcoin pirouetting past £120,000 and ETF inflows as abundant as confetti at a royal wedding, Tesla now boasts 11,509 BTC, placing it among the elite cryptocurrency aristocracy. 🚀