Bitcoin Surges While Dollar Takes a Nap: Is Crypto the Next Hot Mess?
Leveraging the ancient wisdom of monthly highs (archived somewhere between horoscopes and weather forecasts), our analyst notes that Bitcoin has not only karate-chopped through March’s summit, but has also thrown a pie in the face of every previous bearish signal from December, January, and March of 2024. Forget cautious pessimism: Pizzino says the bears have clocked out, gone home, and are probably enjoying reruns of “Antiques Roadshow.” You might say bulls now rule the pasture—and the disco floor. 🪩