Why Cardano Can’t Sell Itself: The Hilarious Struggle of a Top Crypto
Harrison, a venerable veteran of Cardano’s coded corridors since 2019, does not mean, perish the thought, a deficit of moon-boy promises or orgiastic price predictions; no, it is subtler, funnier, sadder. “We’ve built something real here, something principled…” he laments, emitting the sort of sigh one emits when gazing upon a freshly painted fence that nobody asked for. “But if no one knows what we’ve built, or why it matters, we’ve got a problem.” (🎩 Clap politely, ladies and gentlemen, for the invisible masterpiece!)