Whales Making Waves 🐳💸

A cursory glance at the platform’s leaderboard reveals an exclusive club of 181 traders, each with lifetime profits exceeding $10 million. The current kingpin, a mysterious figure known only by their wallet address 0x77c3…5e45, reigns supreme with an account value approaching half a billion dollars. Their all-time profits? A staggering $287 million, earned with a relatively modest ROI of 137%. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in celebration 🥂.

Did Metaplanet Just Buy a Small Country in Bitcoin? You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

The price? A cool 15,182,668 yen per bitcoin—approximately $105,000 for each glistening digital coin. Altogether, they’ve spent more on bitcoin than my uncle Misha has spent on vodka in his entire life: about 16.883 billion yen ($117 million). Their life’s work, as articulated in small print and nervous financial statements, has pulled their own average price to 13,915,230 yen per bitcoin (about $96,000). If one could only return such sums by collecting empty bottles, half of Moscow’s population would be millionaires by now.

Bitcoin to Reach Dizzying Heights?

The technical chart, that most trusted of advisors, indicates that Bitcoin has overcome the earlier resistance at $104,000, and is presently maintaining levels above it. The RSI, that most reliable of indicators, is in a comfortable mid-range, around 53, suggesting that there is still ample room for bullish expansion, and that the market is not, as yet, overbought 📈. But, alas, the data from the liquidation heatmap is the most illuminating of all.

Bitcoin’s Daring Dance: Will It Reach $168K? 💰💃

As the Global M2 Money Supply continues its ascent, it appears that Bitcoin is poised to reach yet another pinnacle of glory. This term, M2, encompasses the totality of money supply, including the trifles of M1 (cash and checking deposits), savings accounts, time deposits, and mutual funds. It is a well-known fact that when the global M2 money supply flourishes, Bitcoin tends to follow suit approximately twelve weeks hence. A most curious correlation, indeed! 📈