Watch Peter Schiff’s Golden Rant as He Declares Bitcoin a Scoundrel—Again!
Lo and behold! Schiff, tweed jacket bristling, proclaims on X that BTC is a “total scam.” According to him, the only reason this rickety rocket is flying is because Uncle Sam is furiously feeding the fire—pumping crypto in the manner of a distracted zookeeper tossing hay to gremlins. Meanwhile, gold (Schiff’s forever crush) savors its surge, basking in the applause of market spectators. “The breakout is nigh!” he cries, channeling the ghost of gold bugs past. 🚀