You Won’t Believe What Coinbase Just Teased—Sam Altman’s Orb Army Attacks Crypto
Their announcement, floated upon the river X—a platform that once had a simpler name—declares WLD has been lifted onto the sacred roadmap. The mere promise, not the sacrament, of listing. Is it real, or merely the faint fragrance of blossoms in a frost? Who can say? Transparency, they say, to ward off bandits and whisperers. The exchange, always a step ahead of scandal, wears honesty like a winter coat: heavy, practical, slightly moth-eaten.