Ah, Bitcoin, that impetuous new currency, whose fate is as restless as a Moscow spring and whose admirers waver between reverence and panic. Our observer at the center of the commotion is not Count Pierre but the enigmatic “Dave the Wave,” a prophet to 152,600 digital souls wandering the great wilderness of X—formerly known as Twitter, before the villainy of rebranding swept the land.
This Dave regards the world with the weary amusement of a Russian noble: “So many of you, just weeks ago, cowered under quilts, fearing the BTC market would dissolve into the puddle of standard panic, rubles flowing toward the dollar’s cold embrace. Yet, witness! Even the dollar flees, as if scandalized by its own lack of character, and the starry-eyed Bitcoin floats ever upward, as imperturbable as Natasha at her first ball.” 💃
Dave, the harried strategist—who perhaps spends more hours gazing at charts than Levin did pondering the serfs—suggests: should Bitcoin enjoy another week a fraction as exciting as the last, we may see its value leap above the hitherto unscaled mountain peak of $109,000, putting Napoleon’s march to shame.
If fate continues its droll humor, and the world does not end from excessive enthusiasm, Dave whispers credulously that by year’s close, Bitcoin could be prancing around at $160,000 per coin. The financial nobles will be clutching their pearls, and the peasants, armed with smartphones, will write memes lamenting how they “almost bought” at $85,000 in April. Some tragedies repeat through the ages. 😆
At the time of this gossip, our golden upstart trades at $97,499, an amusing footnote as fortunes and egos alike continue to rise and fall, over and over again—just as Tolstoy intended. One is left to wonder, as usual: is all this feverish speculation a sign of progress, or simply another evening in the drawing rooms of human folly? 🚀
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2025-05-02 23:08