A day in the disgusting life of Terrifier 3 icon Art the Clown

As a devoted fan of Art the Clown, I can’t help but be enthralled by his captivating and macabre daily routine. His ability to maintain such an unconventional lifestyle while remaining humble is truly astounding. It’s not every day that one gets to witness the life of an iconic horror movie villain, after all!


What kind of leisure activities does such an iconic figure as Art the Clown engage in, even after the massive success of Terrifier 3? Surprisingly, this chilling movie antagonist keeps a low-key lifestyle filled with blood, bones, and literature.

10am

Instead of needing sleep, I remain inactive until someone unwittingly wakes me up. Today, that person was an unlucky delivery driver from Hermes, known for being particularly poor service. By mistake, he stumbled upon my hideout. Using his box cutter, I sliced into his scalp, peeling it off while he was still alive. To kick-start the day, I thought a cup of hot coffee would be fitting. After all, caffeine is essential for an early boost. My actions always seem to rouse Vicky, my associate in these matters.

11am

After the delivery driver finishes making a loud noise, I begin my day as normal – by reading. Currently, I’m reading ‘How to Dissect Friends and Impale People’, which I’ve borrowed from Vicky. However, she’s not particularly interested in that book; she’s reading ‘Psychopath’s Almanac: 101 Ways to Terrify Without Saying a Word’, a book I passed on to her.

A day in the disgusting life of Terrifier 3 icon Art the Clown

12pm

I aim to combine my morning meal and exercise routine, achieving two tasks simultaneously, much like using a single tool for multiple purposes. To elaborate, I use a single activity (exercise) to fulfill the needs of both nourishment (breakfast) and physical exertion. Following a brief warm-up (to ensure flexibility), I embark on my daily tasks.

Instead of my usual goal of taking 10,000 steps daily, this morning focused more on strength training. Swinging an axe through tough tissue like bone and tendon is excellent for building shoulder muscles, and lifting heavy weights definitely targets the core.

I smoothly cut through the situation without showing any signs of strain.

1.30pm

After finishing our morning meal, we often go for a walk around the area to attend to various tasks and possibly discover new opportunities. I’ve always enjoyed adding variety to my day. We usually begin at the laundry facility. Today, I have quite a bit to do: nine sets of bloodstained clown outfits that I refer to as “clownfits”.

Vicky isn’t particularly fond of doing laundry, but she plays ‘Patty-cake’ with me as we wait instead. The onlookers give us peculiar glances, so we manage to catch most of them, leaving only one sneaky one that slips away.

We quickly located him concealed within the storage closet, quivering uncontrollably. My amusement bubbled up inside me, causing me to suppress a laugh. Instances such as these serve as a welcome respite from routine life and bring a smile to my lips.

A day in the disgusting life of Terrifier 3 icon Art the Clown

3pm

Following another load of laundry from blood-prone customers, it’s now time for a burst of creativity. In the later hours of the morning, I dedicated my time to my artistic pursuits: arranging innards in intricate patterns on the walls. Maintaining one’s passions is crucial as it keeps the flow of ideas alive.

In simpler terms, Vicky assists by making a small incision on her own skin to aid in determining the perfect shade of red. Blood, surprisingly, has multiple uses. Although I’m not yet a professional, I’ve certainly grown and developed as an artist over time with my advancing age.

5pm

It’s almost dinnertime, and since Vicky has leftovers at home, I decide to take a solo journey to the pizzeria. A little personal time can often improve teamwork. Luckily for me, today there’s a gathering of friends in the pizzeria, providing an excellent opportunity for some people-watching!

I step outside to chat with the team members: splashing boiling oil onto their faces and then squishing them into slushy humans with my boots. Today’s accessory is a slice of pepperoni pizza (food has never appealed to me), and when I take a seat, one of them requests a selfie.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never quite grasped the allure of social media, but I go along with it. When it comes to something as serious as taking a life, I resort to whatever resources are at my disposal. In this instance, I opted for a pizza cutter to slit her throat. I sedated the others and kept them for later use.

A day in the disgusting life of Terrifier 3 icon Art the Clown

6.30pm 

I make an effort to stay informed about current events, even if I’m not always operating at my best. Today, that dedication paid off because I learned Sienna Shaw is back in town. Since she’s an old friend, I immediately scheduled a visit with her in my calendar. Following our get-together, I often find myself spending several hours fixedly gazing at a wall without blinking.

9pm

As a social butterfly, I find myself drawn to the buzz of gatherings, whether it’s college events, live concerts, or carnivals – I don’t discriminate. Tonight, I’m venturing out to an underground rave at an old warehouse. The atmosphere is electrifying: pulsating beats and kaleidoscopic lights create a magnetic pull.

Over the following few hours, I used an old, dull saw to separate parts from various people in the crowd. Later, I subdued a man with wide, staring eyes, and took him back for our evening’s entertainment.

11.30pm

Typically, Vicky and I unwind at the end of the day by terrorizing a number of individuals at our residence. We experimented with yoga for some time but found it didn’t yield the desired results. To begin, we select one of the workers from the pizzeria, whom Vicky has prepped by lifting her towards the ceiling. I then employ my saw to shred through her from torso to toes, a method I’ve discovered is highly efficient in instilling fear within the rest of the group.

After completing our tasks, I’ll unwind with a glass of an exceptional choice – wine made from blood that I collected previously and aged to its peak. Usually, I limit myself to one, but tonight I felt adventurous and indulged in three. No remorse.

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2024-10-16 13:19