PIPPIN’s Wild 25% Surge: Will It Crash Before You Can Say ‘AI’? 🚀

That said, PIPPIN surged by more than 25% in the last 24 hours, emerging as the second-best performer among the top 100 coins in terms of capitalization. And lo! PIPPIN, that most capricious of memecoins, has surged by a quarter in a single day, a feat that would make even the most jaded investor pause and wonder if the gods of finance have finally taken a liking to their antics. 🚀

Ripple’s Rollercoaster: Why XRP is Defying Gravity 🚀

So, what’s the secret sauce? 🤔 Could it be the overall market gains that lifted Bitcoin and its altcoin brethren, even as the US decided to play geopolitical whack-a-mole with Venezuela? Or perhaps it’s the fact that XRP ETFs have been on a tear since their mid-November debut, gobbling up another $13.6 million on Friday and nearing a jaw-dropping $1.20 billion in net inflows. Cha-ching! 💰

🤑 Ripple’s RLUSD: Banks Bow Down to Crypto’s New King? 👑

Lo and behold, RLUSD doth operate under the watchful eye of the New York Department of Financial Services, and even the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency hath given its conditional nod. 🏛️ Such honors place Ripple in the rarified company of those who dare to meet the standards of banks-a feat so noble, it maketh one weep with bureaucratic joy! 😂

🤑 Trump’s Oil Grab & Crypto Boom: Impeachment Odds Say “Hold My Beer” 🌶️

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Donald Trump, the man with the golden comb-over and the silver tongue, stood before the nation, his words dripping with triumph. “We’ll run their oil,” he declared, his voice a mix of bravado and bluster. “Congress? Nah, they’d blab.” And blab they did-not about the operation, but about Trump himself. Chuck Schumer, the Senate’s dour watchdog, called the attacks “reckless,” his voice trembling with indignation. “This should strike fear in the hearts of all Americans,” he warned, though whether it was fear of Trump’s actions or his hairpiece, no one could say.

10 Best NES Launch Titles, Ranked

The NES became incredibly popular largely because of its amazing selection of games. It was clear the console would do well even from the start, thanks to strong launch titles like Ice Climber and Wrecking Crew.