Ah, July 25—another day in the grand capitalist carnival, where Wall Street suits and crypto degenerates converged in unholy matrimony. 🤵💍🤡 The sacred scrolls of finance (read: ETF reports) revealed a spectacle: roughly 1,100 BTC and 122,200 ETH swallowed whole by the insatiable maw of regulated funds. A pittance, perhaps, to the oligarchs of old, but enough to make a hedgie weep into their avocado toast. 🥑💸
Bitcoin’s obedient little ETFs? $130.8 million in fresh blood—praise the invisible hand! 🙌 Yet Ethereum, that rebellious upstart, decided to show off with $452.8 million, as if to whisper, “Catch up, Grandpa Nakamoto.” 📈💨 The masses, both institutional and plebeian, now clamor for their slice of the digital pie—one baked with equal parts greed, hope, and regulatory duct tape. 🔧
What does it all mean? The same as always: money flows where fear once ruled, and the machine grinds on… until it doesn’t. 😏
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