XRP: Is This a Bounce… Or a BUST?! 😱

Now listen here, you lot. This XRP Ledger business… it’s all a bit topsy-turvy, isn’t it? According to some rather clever chaps at a firm called Santiment (sounds frightfully important, doesn’t it?), this XRP network is still chugging along, growing like a particularly stubborn weed. They say roughly 7,500 new wallets are popping up every single day. Goodness gracious! That’s a lot of digital pockets, if you ask me. 🧐

Apparently, on July 17th, things went absolutely bonkers with over 11,000 new wallets! Eleven thousand! On one day! The price, of course, did a little jig and jumped up a whopping 14.6%. Makes you wonder what all the fuss is about, doesn’t it? Though, if you ask me, it’s all a bit of a swindle…but a *fun* swindle! 😉

📈 XRP has risen to as high as $3.26 today, looking to bounce back to its 3-year high of $3.64 made last week. Crypto’s #3 market cap asset is +33% against Bitcoin‘s price. Network growth is always maintaining high levels.
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— Santiment (@santimentfeed) July 24, 2025

But then… oh dear. Wednesday happened. A dreadful, double-digit drop! Apparently, some very forceful selling happened over in South Korea, on something called Upbit. Sounds like a rather unpleasant place, Upbit. 😫 The price dipped below $3 for a moment, causing a right kerfuffle, but it’s now trying to climb back up, wobbling around at $3.26. Pathetic, really. A bit like a beetle trying to right itself after being flipped onto its back.

They say it’s “looking to bounce back” to $3.64. Hmph. We’ll see about that. Seems some buyers are trying to prop it up around $3.20, which is all very well, but don’t get your hopes up too much. It could just be a… what do they call it… a ‘dead cat bounce’? A rather gruesome term, if you ask me. 🙀

The truth is, this little recovery isn’t just about XRP. Everything’s going up! Even that Ethereum thing (XRP’s rival, apparently) is creeping up, and Bitcoin is sniffing around $120,000. So, don’t go thinking XRP is suddenly magical. It’s just riding the wave, like a particularly lucky rubber ducky. 🦆

Don’t go spending all your pocket money just yet, you hear? It’s a bit of a gamble, this cryptocurrency business. A bit like betting on snails. You might win, but you’re just as likely to end up covered in slime. 🐌

2025-07-24 22:33

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