Samson Mow, Charlie Lee, and the $0.5k Bitcoin Prank War: You Gotta Be Kidding!

So, picture this: Samson Mow, JAN3 CEO, puts out a big, dramatic Bitcoin declaration. The kind of statement you expect to be delivered while standing at the top of the Empire State Building in a cape, with ticker tape falling gently from the sky.🎉 Charlie Lee, the man who whipped up Litecoin while Bitcoin was just learning to crawl, slides into the comments all casual-like. Oh, and somewhere in this crypto bedlam, Dogecoin is probably chasing its own tail. 🐕

For those trying to keep up with the crypto plot twists: Litecoin and Dogecoin, apparently inseparable, are mined together using something called “merged mining.” Yes, they share a protocol. No, you can’t swipe left.

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Mow, who’s basically a one-man Bitcoin hype machine, is famous for shouting about Bitcoin going to a million dollars. This week, Bitcoin hit $112,000—cue dramatic music—but for Samson? That’s just “meh.” Even my bubbe has seen more action at her Mahjong table. 🤷‍♂️

$0.112M isn’t interesting. You know what’s really interesting? $0.5M.
— Samson Mow (@Excellion) July 10, 2025

Charlie Lee chimes in, ready to stir the soup: “$0.5k is interesting as well!” Is he trolling? Is he sleep-tweeting? Who knows! Mow snipes back: “For Litecoin?” Zing! Somebody send Charlie some aloe for that burn. Did you ever see two guys argue about decimal points this hard since the deli counter forgot to zero the scale?

For Litecoin?
— Samson Mow (@Excellion) July 10, 2025

Maybe Lee means $500,000 is the new $500 for Bitcoin. Maybe he left his glasses at home and couldn’t see the extra zeros. Either way, he’s playing coy like he’s sitting on a royal flush with Monopoly money. 😂

Mow Reveals His “Let’s Just Skip to $1M” Master Plan

Earlier this week, Mow dropped a clip from an interview—because if it’s not in a video, it didn’t happen. His prediction? Bitcoin doesn’t take the stairs, it takes the elevator, then jumps out the window for a $1 million splash landing. According to him, it’s not going to be a polite stroll to the top, it’s going to be a “very short and violent upheaval.” Basically, Wall Street meets Godzilla. 🦖

Mow’s crystal ball also sees governments getting in on the Bitcoin game, lurking in the bushes like Bhutan: “Hey, you mining? I’m mining too, let’s be besties.” Next up: countries issuing their own debt just to fill the bags with BTC, because, you know—who needs functioning fiat money? They don’t slowly fade out like that one TV channel you never watched; they go out with fireworks and confetti. Spectacular! That’s why Mow’s calling for a $1 million Bitcoin. If you’ve got popcorn, now’s the time to pop it. 🍿

2025-07-10 15:56

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