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KuCoin Futures hurls $10 million at affiliates and partners, presumably to see if it sticks—or just for fun.
Promises training, mysterious “long-term support,” and something called “mentorship”—think Hogwarts, but with more spreadsheets.
Affiliate marketing gets a facelift, possibly with actual face cream—community growth and “engagement” incoming!
If you ever wondered what happens when an exchange like KuCoin’s derivatives arm gets its hands on a crisp $10 million, the answer apparently involves mentoring people into crypto superstardom. Picture a sort of “Crypto’s Got Talent,” but with fewer sequins and much higher volatility.
Legend (and a recent press release) has it that KuCoin Futures will be spending $1 million every month—not on extravagant lunches, but to make affiliates less… ordinary. If this all sounds like the usual “we believe in you” speech, congratulations, you’ve survived the last decade. This time, though, there’s talk of actual empowerment, so web3 hopefuls everywhere can dream of being more than just footnotes in blockchain history. ✨
Gone are the days when affiliates were rewarded with mere trading rebates (read: pocket lint). Now it’s all about “sustainability,” “mentorship,” and finding influencers who tell real stories rather than just retweeting random coins while half awake. If you have, say, an army of loyal followers and more opinions than socks, KuCoin wants to help turn you into Web3’s answer to Oprah. Well, minus the car giveaways.
BC Wong, CEO of KuCoin Global (and apparently a man who likes round numbers), claims that with 41 million users, trust is basically oozing out the windows. This $10 million, he says, will turn everyday affiliates into “true leaders”—because nothing says “authenticity” like a 7-digit cheque and a click-through dashboard.
This gold rush comes hot on the heels of KuCoin’s “$2 billion Trust Project,” which sounds like the sort of thing you’d expect Batman to sponsor. Security for Web3 users is the new black after several dramatic exchange collapses. If you’re keeping score: $2 billion for trust, $10 million for fun, fame, and maybe fortune—plus a little bit of optimism sprinkled like confetti at a blockchain party.
If money-for-nothing appeals to you, the program offers a luscious up-to-60% commission and airdrops just for showing up and getting others interested. Road to regional crypto lord (with global fame, obviously) is officially open—bring your best memes, your hottest takes, and at least one pithy slogan. 🚀
What else? Affiliates are promised “mentorship” (hopefully not just being told to Google things), networking, and access to KuCoin’s treasure chest of resources: market insights, events, tutorials, recipes for disaster, etc. If you ever wanted to learn how to meme your way to Web3 glory while raking in passive income, this may be your moment.
All numbers will be shown in real-time, so affiliates can nervously watch their earnings go up and down like a caffeinated squirrel. Add in rewards for creativity and thematic campaigns, and you’ve basically got every reality show you’ve ever loved, but with more crypto jargon. 🤑
Feeling left out? Anyone with a working browser and a taste for drama can hop aboard via the KuCoin Affiliate Program link. No magic wands required—just your email address and the willingness to ride the crypto rollercoaster, mentorship guaranteed or your money back*.
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2025-06-27 16:16