Ah, Michael Saylor, the ever-optimistic founder of Strategy, formerly known as MicroStrategy, has once again donned his financial oracle hat, proclaiming that now is the moment to dive headfirst into the Bitcoin pool. 🏊♂️
With his company proudly waving the flag as the largest corporate holder of Bitcoin (BTC), Saylor’s enthusiasm is as infectious as a sneeze in a crowded theater. The latest Bitcoin rally has catapulted BTC to a dizzying new height, surpassing $109,500. Who knew digital coins could fly so high? 🚀
In a twist of fate, this spike has also ensured that every single Bitcoin-holding address is now basking in the warm glow of profit. Yet, despite this euphoric rally, Saylor took to X, not to share cat memes, but to deliver his bullish gospel on BTC.
“If you’re not buying bitcoin at the all-time high, you’re leaving money on the table,” he declared, as if he were the modern-day Moses of cryptocurrency. 🐑
His words echo like a haunting refrain, reminiscent of his previous proclamations as Bitcoin flirted with its former all-time high. It’s almost as if he’s trying to convince us that buying at the peak is the new black.
In a delightful twist of irony, Saylor’s comments align with his recent prediction that BTC may soon become as unattainable as a unicorn for those who hesitate at these dizzying heights. He foresees a tidal wave of institutional investment crashing onto the shores of Bitcoin, leaving the hesitant investors floundering in the shallows.
Analysts, those ever-hopeful seers, suggest that banks and other financial institutions are on the brink of a major Bitcoin invasion. When this happens, the price could soar to heights that would make even the most seasoned investors weep. Those who miss the boat today might find themselves stranded on a deserted island of regret. 🏝️
“When banks finally bless Bitcoin and the experts agree it’s a good idea, everyone will want to buy it, no one will need to sell it, and you won’t be able to afford it,” Saylor mused in late April, as if he were predicting the next great financial apocalypse.
The digital gold rush ends ~January 7, 2035. Get your Bitcoin before there is no Bitcoin left for you.
— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 18, 2025
Strategy’s Bitcoin treasury flip has inspired a veritable parade of other companies eager to join the Bitcoin bandwagon. 🎉
As it stands, Saylor’s company holds a staggering 576,726 BTC, acquired for a jaw-dropping $40.18 billion. This is after their latest shopping spree, where they snagged 7,390 BTC for about $764.9 million, at an average price of $103,498 per bitcoin. Talk about retail therapy!
Overall, Strategy’s Bitcoin haul as of May 18, 2025, was acquired at an average price of $69,726 per BTC. Who knew that investing could be such a rollercoaster ride? 🎢
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