US Crypto Tax: Why Senators Claim It’s Turning America Into the “Digital Donkey” 🫏

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Out among the shifting echoes of ledger and law, Wyoming’s Cynthia Lummis—cryptocurrency’s prairie muse—penetrates the fog of Treasury edicts with pointed questions and a faint sigh. “Is America not too burdened, its pockets sagging with taxes while foreign firms skip about, almost airborne?” she wonders, her gaze fixed somewhere between the Nebraska dusk and the cloud-strewn vault of X (yes, the artist formerly known as Twitter).

The senator, with Ohio’s Bernie Moreno at her side—a pair as odd as JavaScript errors and high finance—declares on social media that America’s digital future trembles like a Bitcoin wallet during a hacker convention. Other countries, it seems, have equipped their companies with roller skates, while the US hands its own firms lead boots—and a tax bill written on the back of napkin mathematics.


“Our edge in digital finance is now just a sharp paper cut—shallow, stinging, and entirely avoidable. Senator Moreno and I, with the subtlety of lawyers at a Friday night bar crawl, are politely battering on the doors of Treasury. Let Americans lead in digital assets without the joyless taxman lurking in the blockchain shadows.”

free these crypto-hoarding corporations from phantom taxes! Adjust the law, reroute the flows, or at least let them dream without Uncle Sam checking EtherScan. For what crypto titan wishes to hold digital gold if America, unsmiling, demands tribute for every unspent hope?

Ah, bureaucracy, the only chain heavier than regulation, welded link by link by the unseen hands of well-intentioned confusion. Hodl, America. Hodl, but maybe not too close. 🚀🫡

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2025-05-15 01:03