You’ll Never Guess Which Crypto Just Booted Rivals From the Top 20 🚀

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I been watching this here Pi Coin hullabaloo, and I’ll be jiggered if it ain’t climbed its way up to the top 20 on CoinMarketCap, right up there with the big dogs. It did this with all the grace of a catfish hopping into a frying pan, on the account of folks suddenly remembering they like money, and the folks behind it sprucing up their little digital world.

As per them number-crunchers at CoinMarketCap, Pi’s now sittin’ pretty at 18th place, boasting a whopping $8.26 billion cap. That’s more zeros than I see on my morning eggs. It just leapfrogged over LEO and Toncoin, and I bet those fellas are feeling about as cheerful as a frog in a frying pan.

Pi Coin Meme

This Pi Coin’s been floppin’ around like a cat on a hot tin roof—up over 100% in a week and wriggled up some 56% in the last month. It’s sitting around $1.18 a pop, but pinning down a price is like nailing jelly to a tree, on account of nobody’s seen it on the big exchanges yet.

Lately, the Pi folks rolled out a Mainnet Wallet Activation—now, don’t that sound fancy? Basically, if you’ve jumped through enough hoops to verify your identity (or at least convinced them you’re not a raccoon in a hat), you can poke at your wallet through the Pi Browser and maybe, just maybe, see your fortune grow.

Now, here’s the part that’ll curl your whiskers: Back on May 10, one of them “whales”—a critter so rich it sneezes caviar—bought up 20 million Pi Coins for around $14 million, then stashed ‘em in private wallets. Since then, you’d think Pi Coins were coonskins in winter, ‘cause you can’t find ‘em on the exchanges, and everyone’s acting like it’s 2011 all over again and they’re the next Bitcoin pioneer. Good luck, partner—just don’t go spendin’ your beard oil money on it.

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2025-05-14 20:23