Somewhere between the pages of a financial grimoire and the bustling avenues of a Moscow evening, a certain luminary—let’s call him Dorman—whispers of the triad that animates crypto assets: financial worth born from coinage raining down like a faulty samovar; utility, which is usefulness—unlike the bureaucracy that uses you; and then social value, that splendid masquerade ball of the faithful, rallying behind mysterious tokens with an enthusiasm usually reserved for free vodka. 🍸
Dorman concedes—between the lines and the ledger—that a rare specimen of crypto possesses all three, though many survive with just one or two. But let us not be fooled by the glittering crowd: if an asset is fuelled only by fervor and fan clubs, yet has no map to riches or use, then it remains a fine circus act but never its own main attraction.
Through the smog-laced haze, our case study appears: XRP. Dorman, with the gentle candor of a state official reporting a deficit, labels it “insanely overvalued.” Imagine, if you will, a market cap swelling to $131 billion—enough to finance all the pigeons in Patriarch’s Pond—yet its foundations are as flimsy as a government promise.
But!—before you toss your wallet into the Moskva River, hear this: XRP is far from nothing. Its worth, Dorman admits, is like trying to price the future of a talking black cat: exhilarating, infuriating, incalculable. “It’s not worthless—I just can’t define its worth. It’s like a very expensive call option on what it could be.” He speaks true, and with less sarcasm than one expects from a banker.
As the tale grows ever more ludicrous, XRP is likened to that other icon of inexplicable mass enthusiasm: GameStop. Both are spectacles whipped into value by crowds who wave banners, memes, and—sometimes—logic out the window. Still, swirling chaos can create opportunity, as GameStop, through sheer collective willpower, squeezed out cash and splurged on a little Bitcoin. In the strange circus of finance, sometimes the clowns run the show—and the audience buys tickets for the encore. 🎪😂
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