Game Changer Spends $15K on Seal Song, Kills the Bit, and Puts Jokers in Therapy

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Warning: Information about Season 7, Episode 3 of “Game Changer,” aired on May 5 on Dropout, is provided below.

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The bit-o-meter has stopped working. Seal’s songs have been played – on two different occasions. In a potentially emotional and side-splitting episode, three comedians recently shared their innermost feelings (and navels) on the show “Game Changer.

In episode 3 of season 7 from the groundbreaking TV show “Dropouts,” entitled “Earnest-est,” we find ourselves in a whirlwind of raw emotions, dramatic flair, and pandemonium – a spectacle that can only be orchestrated by the one and only Sam Reich, our charismatic host and CEO of Dropout.

In episode 3 of season 7 from the innovative TV series “Dropouts,” titled “Earnest-est,” we’re swept away in a tornado of vulnerability, theatricality, and bedlam – a scene that can only be crafted by none other than Sam Reich, our dynamic host and CEO of Dropout.

This week, our contestants – Ally Beardsley (they/them), Zac Oyama (he/him), and Lisa Gilroy (she/her) – have been around Dropout before. However, they weren’t expecting what Sam had planned: a challenge based on sincerity, where the key to victory was to let go of their comedic facades and delve into their heartfelt humor instead.

The Bit-O-Meter Dies, So Sincerity Lives

As a devoted fan, I kick off by sharing my thoughts on an intriguing opening scene – the introduction of the bit-o-meter, a supposed 1956 gadget designed to gauge comedic dedication. It swiftly malfunctions – as if the comedy deities themselves were warning us of what lay ahead. With jokes being outlawed, Reich sets the real challenge: prioritize sincerity above all else.

As a curious seeker of knowledge, I’d like to share my take on how a television works. Picture me as a humble apprentice trying to decipher the secrets hidden within this modern marvel.

I’ve come across three different approaches: Zac, the pragmatist, explains it in terms of signals and boxes – he makes it sound like a well-oiled machine working tirelessly to bring you your favorite shows.

Ally, the history buff, delves into the annals of time, tracing the roots of TV technology back to the 17th century and those early tube inventions that sparked the revolution.

Lastly, there’s Lisa, who takes a poetic approach, weaving a tapestry of absurdity around the intricate dance of electrons and photons that make your screen come alive.

So, in my own words, I see a TV as a magical window into other worlds, powered by an invisible web of signals, boxes, historical milestones, and a touch of poetic flair. It’s a testament to human ingenuity and a reminder that even the most complex things can be understood with a bit of curiosity and wonder.

Contest Challenge 2: Show your actual navel. Not symbolically, but literally. Each competitor lifts their shirt and delivers a speech with the gravity of a TED Talk. Ally transforms hers into a sign of maternal bond and recollections of hatchbacks. Lisa talks about mixed nerve signals and identity dilemmas related to her body structure. Zac simply says, “It’s fine.” This might have been the most sincere statement in the entire episode.

And that’s before the show really twists the dial.

$15,000 for Seal, and Worth Every Penny

Partway through, Reich showcases a karaoke microphone and proclaims an unprecedented achievement: Dropout’s first legally-licensed song. Indeed, they shelled out $15,000 to utilize Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose,” the version made famous by Batman Forever.

Without a doubt, Dropout is likely to have splurged one of its largest sums on that particular bit. However, according to reliable sources speaking to EbMaster, spectators may anticipate further extravagant and costly feats during the remainder of this season.

Zac sings passionately yet slightly out of his comfort zone, sounding like a late-night singer at a seedy bar. Ally incorporates Paw Patrol into her lyrics in an unexpected way that somehow still works. Lisa delivers a ballad with intensity, giving Reich a flirtatious stare in what can only be called a playful challenge. It’s hard not to notice that none of the performers seemed familiar with the song. Does it make me seem old now?

Still, Lisa wins the round. And possibly custody of Sam’s heart.

Although it might not be our priciest individual purchase, it’s undeniably the most absurd one we’ve made.

Santa Claus, Therapy Sessions, and a $400 Hammer

Should the Seal’s appearance not already be touching, Paul F. Tompkins steps in as Santa Claus, encouraging each participant to express their most heartfelt Christmas desires: Lisa yearns for increased compassion towards women within the industry, Zac dreams of owning a trail bike, while Ally aspires for a heavy-duty, industrial-strength hammer priced at $400. Their sincerity was palpable.

A heartfelt dialogue unfolds during a therapy session featuring participants who openly express feelings of jealousy, self-doubt, and hidden rage. There’s humor there, but it’s also deeply touching in a subtle “perhaps I need to revisit therapy” manner.

Poetry and Compliment Dual

Accompanied by the melodious tunes of a spaghetti Western and bathed in the warm hues of sepia, a tumbleweed rolling gently by for added effect, the trio engaged in their contest. Pair by pair, they faced off, moving cautiously closer until their faces were mere inches apart. The humorists exchanged tender compliments, trying hard not to burst into laughter. Ally praised Zac for his potential as a future parent, while Zac admired her carpentry talents. In the end, it was Zac who emerged victorious in that round.

Later, Zac engaged with Lisa. The humorous Canadian individual affectionately referred to her freckles as “charming” (though it’s unclear if Zac himself has freckles). Zac commended her impressive debut in the world of comedy. Ultimately, Lisa came out on top.

In the spirit of the topic at hand, Sam arranged for Lisa and Ally to face each other, whereupon Ally commended Lisa’s bravery as a female comedian. Lisa then countered Ally’s praise by remarking on her captivating blue eyes.

Following up, there was a spontaneous poetry competition (complete with berets) where participants were given only sixty seconds to compose their poems.

In the realm of cinematic art, I found myself deeply moved by Zac’s heartwarming film, “This Old Dog.” The narrative unfolds around a loyal canine character, who spends his days basking on a sunlit porch, longing for his cherished companion. This poignant portrayal has stirred a chorus of applause from the audience.

Lisa transformed her beret into a chef’s hat reminiscent of “Ratatouille,” creating an ambiance for “Exhale” that was smoky and romantic, as if echoing memories from a past life. Ally shared a haiku-style contemplation about parents, children, and a scenic perspective. In the end, it was Ally who triumphed in the round.

Moments like these should be preserved in amber.

Freestyle Rap Battles About Sam

During the episode titled “Game Changer,” a crucial point was made clear: honesty doesn’t exclude criticism. This led to a freestyle diss track competition, where each participant took turns rapping, aimed squarely at Sam Reich. Accompanied by a live beatboxer named Antonio, the contestants showcased their skills. The ensuing event was a tumultuous roast, rhythmically infused and tinged with remorse. It seemed like time stood still during the pauses, but then Ally burst in with “The Cat in the Hat.” Zac opted for a more sensitive approach, weaving self-help advice into his rhymes. Lisa, always striving for excellence, combined rapid-fire flow with emotional jabs (“Fuck you Sam!…You four-eyed bitch!”). These seemed surprisingly… supportive?

It was incredibly awkward yet emotionally satisfying, and utterly enjoyable – a masterfully crafted verbal critique of a CEO who seemingly created a platform for being publicly criticized.

“Why So Serious?” — Because There’s Choreography

Well, when everything seems to find its comfortable groove of pleasant silliness, I draw the Joker card – literally! It’s like Sam has a knack for adding a wild twist to every situation we encounter.

In this scenario, each competitor adorns a complete Heath Ledger Joker costume, including smeared lipstick, green vests, and all the elements reminiscent of Gotham City. They then present a sincere acting demonstration, portraying the character of the Joker.

Lisa’s character embodies aspects of a motivational speaker and a mischievous spirit. Ally completely immerses herself, her gaze lowered, exuding an uneasy intensity. Zac, evidently influenced by improvisation, portrays a Joker who pauses only to query, “What’s the next line?

Next, since “Game Changer” is being played, Reich decides to perform “Kiss From a Rose” once more. Rest assured, it’s not another $15,000 for you all – the price remains the same if used twice, solely for authenticity. We are graced with an ensemble dance number, fully dressed as the Joker.

In this performance, there are various spins and moments that come close to tears. Ally reaches an emotional release point around the midpoint. Lisa transforms into a blend of tragic pop culture character and the Joker. Zac performs an unexpectedly elegant twirl. It’s pure, chaotic beauty only found among theater kids at their finest.

Final Score: Lisa Wins, But Sincerity Takes the Crown

Once the eyeliner hardens and the chuckles fade away, it’s Lisa Gilroy who stands triumphant in this episode. However, it’s genuine sincerity that truly takes the crown in this situation.

The most sincere” is a virtuoso display of comedic vulnerability – a place where jokes take a step back, and being truly understood becomes the punchline, the ambition, and the accolade. Reich’s game design, crafted to outwit the elite from Dropout, continues to prove that absurdity and authenticity aren’t enemies – they dance together. At times, they dance like the Joker, at times like Seal.

Coming Up Next Week: A fresh game, a fresh dose of disorder, and possibly (just possibly) less dramatic moments. However, let’s not hold our breath about that.

The latest installment of “Game Changer” airs every alternate Monday, specifically at 7 p.m. Eastern Time and 4 p.m. Pacific Time, on the online streaming service Dropout.

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2025-05-06 02:48