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- Apparently, someone found $8.8 billion behind Dubai’s sofa cushions and now wants to spend it on the Maldives. Something about “blockchain” instead of “sunblock.”
- Instead of relying solely on tourists Instagramming infinity pools and the occasional tuna, the Maldives is hoping all this money will diversify their economy and — gasp — avert what I suspect is everyone’s least favourite topic: national debt. 💸
- This Maldives International Financial Centre is promising up to 16,000 new jobs, so prepare yourselves for an influx of LinkedIn updates. Main focus: blockchain and digital assets. Your parents’ confusion about what you actually *do* at work is about to go global.
Honestly, just when you thought the Maldives was all about sandy toes and awkward honeymoon tan lines, along comes crypto, like a tech bro at a yoga retreat, promising to change everything.
Here’s the plot twist: MBS Global Investments, a Dubai-based family office (aka Sheikh Nayef bin Eid Al Thani’s piggy bank), is dropping a casual $8.8 billion on a new financial hub. Yes, billion. With a ‘b’. For reference, that’s even more than the nation’s GDP. Maldives government looked at their economic issues, whipped out their sunglasses, and said, “Let’s go full Bond villain and outspend the country.”
All this is slated for five years, most of which I assume will be spent explaining to holidaymakers why there’s now a blockchain hub where the luxury cabanas used to be. More than $4 billion has already been loosely promised, which is basically like telling your friend you’ll “definitely come to that 7am spin class.”
Finance Minister Moosa Zameer, in what can only be described as the diplomatic equivalent of “we’ve made some choices,” admitted that the Maldives is currently staring down a rather unpleasant debt situation. This mega-project, in theory, could be the big reset. Either that, or an extremely expensive episode of “Undercover Boss: Blockchain Edition.”
Plans include enough space for 6,500 residents and 16,000 jobs, which is probably the only time in history when the ratio of palm trees to bitcoin miners is anyone’s concern. Picture it: pristine beaches, turquoise water, and somewhere, a guy called Greg explaining NFTs beside a coconut tree. 🌴💻
So, the next time you’re daydreaming about escaping to the Maldives, just know there could soon be a lot more cocktail parties discussing blockchains than romantic sunset dinners. Hope you packed your digital wallet! 🍹
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2025-05-05 10:21