Weekend Update Slams Diddy’s Trial, Elon Musk ‘Pulling Out’ of DOGE and Colin Jost’s Extreme Doll Obsession

Colin Jost doesn’t mind Trump reducing social services, as long as the President leaves his prized toys alone. In the latest “Weekend Update” segment on “Saturday Night Live,” Jost and co-anchor Michael Che didn’t hold back in criticizing Donald Trump’s recent controversial actions, such as sharing an AI-generated image of himself in religious attire a week after the Pope’s passing. “As a Catholic, this feels somewhat disrespectful,” Jost stated, with Che commenting that the picture (posted on X) was “Booking a one-way ticket to hell.

Che also criticized fellow Trump administration figure Elon Musk, who recently announced his departure from the DOGE federal agency. “As expected,” Che joked, “he left a bit too late.” The ongoing drama surrounding Diddy remains relevant for Che, who highlighted that “The sex trafficking trial of Sean Combs begins in New York next week,” hinting to viewers, “Just like his parties, I’m only going there to spectate.

The Weekend Update segment carried on, with Jost expressing his criticisms towards Trump’s extensive financial reforms. Not due to the devastating effects they’re inflicting upon the American populace, but because children may only receive “two toys” for Christmas instead of the usual thirty.

If I open my eyes on Christmas morning and discover just two dolls waiting for me after rushing downstairs, it will drive me absolutely crazy,” Jost exclaimed angrily. “Reducing social security? Let them deal with it since they’re old. Young children being deported? They’ll have to mature eventually.” Che also targeted West’s recent malpractice lawsuit against his dentist, making a light-hearted comment that the dentist “apparently didn’t realize he had the power setting on ‘Nazi’.

At the end of the update, Che made a humorous comment, suggesting that since Uber was providing complimentary rides for high school prom-goers, it wouldn’t be surprising if our driver, Matt Gaetz, showed up next.

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2025-05-04 08:16