Right, so this crypto guy, Edoardo Farina – never heard of him, but apparently, he’s got Opinions, with a capital ‘O’ – is banging on about XRP again. He’s saying if you chuck a grand at it now, you’ll be rolling in it later. Intriguing, isn’t it? Or is it just… delusional? 🤔
50x Return? Sounds Like My Ex’s Promises 🙄
Apparently, this Farina fella, founder of something called Alpha Lions Academy (sounds legit, doesn’t it?), reckons that $1,000 in XRP could turn into a cool $50,000. All it needs to do is, you know, jump from about $2 to $100. Easy peasy. Like finding a decent man in London. 🙃
“Buying $1,000 worth right now is really buying over $50,000 in the future when $XRP hits $100+”, Farina tweeted recently.
He’s even said he won’t sell until it hits that magic $100. He calls it a “multi-generational pump.” Honestly, I’m not sure what’s more worrying, the phrase itself or the fact that I’m vaguely tempted to Google it. 🤷♀️
XRP @ $2
Buying $1,000 worth right now is really buying over $50,000 in the future when $XRP hits $100+
50x return
— EDO FARINA 🅧 XRP (@edward_farina) April 18, 2025
Minimum Holdings? Sounds Like a Pyramid Scheme, Darling 🤨
He also thinks you need at least 1,000 XRP tokens to, like, *really* benefit. Anything less, and you’re basically financially inept. Charming. Because clearly, everyone has spare cash lying around to gamble on digital magic beans. 💸
Apparently, if you have fewer than 1,000 XRP, you “don’t care enough about their financial success.” Oh, honey, I care. I care a lot. I just also like paying my rent and eating. Priorities, you know? 🍕
It’s all just his “individual investment strategy,” of course. Which is code for “I’m trying to pump up my own bags, so please buy my cryptocurrency, thanks.” Still, it does tap into the whole “undervalued asset” thing, which is basically the crypto equivalent of a desperate Tinder profile. 💔
Doubters? Oh, They Exist. Thank God. 🙏
Of course, not everyone’s buying it. (Literally or figuratively.) Some people are actually asking sensible questions. Like, “Is this even remotely realistic?”
One killjoy even pointed out that even if it *does* hit $100, $50,000 isn’t exactly “early retirement” money. Unless your retirement plan involves living in a cardboard box and eating ramen noodles. 🍜 Which, let’s be honest, is a distinct possibility these days.
And then there’s the small matter of *when* this magical $100 mark will be reached. Next Tuesday? Never? The suspense is killing me. (Not really.) 😴
Price Target Timeline? More Like a Time Warp to Nowhere. ⏳
Basically, XRP needs to pull off a miracle. A 5,000% rise? That’s not just a “pump,” that’s a full-blown resurrection. I’m just saying, maybe don’t remortgage your house just yet. Unless you really, *really* hate your house. Then, you know, maybe YOLO? 🤷♀️ (Don’t actually YOLO.)
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2025-04-20 11:51