If You Bought Starknet (STRK), You Might Want To Sit Down For This One

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Alright, so Starknet (STRK) is still in the “eh, not great, not terrible” category. It just let 127.6 million tokens loose like they were confetti at a parade. Is that good? Is that bad? I don’t know, go ask someone in crypto Twitter who makes up numbers all day. Meanwhile, these guys are strutting around, bragging that you can spend STRK in 15,000 shops worldwide. You know, just in case your favorite store accepts random internet coins now. 🛍️ Hey, anyone seen my STRK? I wanna buy a sandwich.

The RSI is apparently “neutral.” For all I know, “neutral” is just Wall Street code for “nobody has any clue.” The CMF—yes, the CMF, because we need more acronyms—shows a little less selling, maybe people remembered Mother’s Day and needed cash. Technically, EMA lines are still pointing down. Which means? Get your parachute ready, just in case. 🪂

Starknet RSI Is… Shrug?

Look, everyone was waiting for the big token unlock in April. 127.6 million STRK, $15.71 million—it’s like Oprah for token holders. Everyone gets something! Are you excited yet?

The project is trying to act all grown-up, talking about “long-term utility.” Heard that one before. Now you can pay with STRK at shops (allegedly). Great, maybe next year I’ll tip my barber with it and he’ll still look at me like I’m nuts.

Current RSI is 42.92, so it’s slightly up from yesterday, slightly down from earlier today, and totally not impressing anyone. RSI above 70 means you have too much fun, below 30 means you should probably lie down. At 43, STRK is the guy at the party standing near the dip, not committing but not leaving. Could it recover? Maybe. Or maybe it just finishes the salsa and leaves.

CMF: Still Negative, But Hey, Less Depressing

The Chaikin Money Flow is now at -0.10, a solid B- if you ask me. Up from -0.32, which was basically “cry into your pillow” territory. Again, this is a volume-based thing. I don’t know, more money in, less money out, or maybe the other way around. Don’t act like you really check this stuff every day.

Sure, it’s still technically negative. But it’s getting closer to zero, like my interest in crypto conferences. If CMF goes positive, maybe—just maybe—we’ll see something interesting. Or at the very least, less sad.

STRK: Will It Go Below $0.11? Place Your Bets! 🎲

The EMA lines look like they’ve given up on life. The short-term is below the long-term, which usually means “bad vibes only.” If sellers keep at it, $0.109 could appear on the screen before you can say “Why did I buy this again?”

But, and it’s a big “but,” if things flip around—miracles do happen—STRK could crawl back to $0.137, maybe $0.142. Wild times. Maybe we moon, maybe we tunnel to the center of the Earth. Place your bets, people, because apparently, anything can happen! 🚀😬

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2025-04-16 03:12