In a rather spectacular display of fiscal audacity, Strategy has bolstered its cryptocurrency portfolio by a staggering 3,459 Bitcoin, all for the princely sum of approximately $285.8 million. That’s an average price of $82,618 per coin—clearly, they’re not keeping their wallets under the mattress! 💰
This audacious expenditure has miraculously endowed them with a yield of 11.4% for 2025 so far. As of the 13th of April, 2025, our intrepid friends at MSTR have piled up a gargantuan total of 531,644 BTC. Yes, you read that right—acquired at a cost that would make a Roman emperor blush: around $35.92 billion. Their average cost per Bitcoin? A modest $67,556. Truly, a strategic investment that would make Machiavelli chuckle in delight!
Looks like they’re not merely navigating the burgeoning crypto market; they’re taking it for a joyful spin on a Saturday evening! 🍸 When one has such vast holdings, it’s only logical to flaunt them like one would a collection of rare stamps—because nothing says ‘financial acumen’ quite like a pocket full of virtual gold. Cheers to that!
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2025-04-14 15:27