Quick Tips for the Perplexed:
- Trump’s deficit-slaying plans? Not so hot for crypto, says Lekker Capital’s Quinn Thompson. 🚀❄️
- The White House will keep squeezing until the market yells “uncle” or the midterms get cozy. 😩🗳️
- The worst part? It’s like watching paint dry, but with your wallet.
Bitcoin‘s slide may be just warming up. Crypto could be in for a 2022-style beatdown. 😱💔
“Think five figures, not six, by year-end,” Thompson predicts. A 50% haircut? Ouch. 💇♂️💸
“It’s not a crash, it’s a slow, painful descent. Like watching a snail race,” Thompson laments. 🐌📉
Thompson’s been bearish for a while, calling White House crypto news “nothingburgers.” 🍔🔇
The Economy’s Unfortunate Quadruple Whammy
Thompson’s thesis? Trump’s policies = economic headwinds for the next nine months. 🌬️🚫
Government spending cuts = fewer jobs. Thanks, D.O.G.E. 🐕💼
Immigration crackdown = labour market woes. Good luck finding cheap help. 🛡️💼
Tariffs = business uncertainty. Will they or won’t they? 🤔🛢️
The Fed’s not in a rush to save the day. Inflation’s a buzzkill. 🏦🔥
When’s the Crypto Bottom?
With stocks and crypto feeling the pinch, expect a rocky year. 📉🎢
Trump’s not sweating a recession. That’s your cue to worry. 😰📉
Trump’s on a mission until his base says “enough!” Or until midterms, whichever comes first. 🗳️🛑
“It’s a controlled burn, but watch out for forest fires,” Thompson warns. 🔥🌲
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2025-03-31 22:28