Crypto analyst WrathofKahneman notes that the GENIUS Act has officially placed stablecoin reserves under regulated banking oversight, requiring issuers to adopt compliant, tightly supervised structures. Or, as the Act’s creators might say, “We’re not the ones who broke the system, we’re just here to make sure it’s properly taxed.” 🧠💸
A new model, forged in the fires of algorithmic prophecy, foretells a bear market floor of $74,000. Ah, the irony! A number so round, so precise, as if the market’s chaos could be tamed by mere mathematics. Yet, the technocrats insist-Axel Adler Jr., with his valuation model, points to $87,000 and $74,000 as the twin pillars of doom. On-chain activity, he claims, marches inexorably toward these thresholds, like a condemned man to the scaffold. 🪦
The trading volume has shot up by 11.28% to $168.54 million-oh, the excitement! The volume-to-market-cap ratio of 3.11% shows there’s some activity behind the tiny price bump, though it’s hardly making anyone jump out of their chairs.
As if the world wasn’t already chaotic enough, Royal Farms has joined the ranks of the crypto-obsessed, installing 310 ATMs that promise to turn your snack money into digital gold. 🕵️♂️✨ Who needs a bank when you can just swipe your card at the checkout?!
The recent teaser offered just a quick look at Simon’s powers, hinting he can create explosions. Now, a new interview has revealed the full range of his abilities.
Behold, the harbingers of a new era! Blockchain and stablecoins, once the outcasts of finance, now strut upon the global stage. Borders? Mere illusions. Fiat? A relic of the past. The future, it seems, is borderless, digital, and utterly bewildering. 🌪️🤑
While the crypto market slumbers through a waltz of despair, most coins groveling in the red like misbegotten acolytes, Real-World Assets (RWAs) strut boldly into the fray with the air of a man who’s just borrowed your last shilling. And lo! Santiment, that old gastronomical oracle of on-chain analytics, proclaims that ahem Chainlink, that society darling Hedera, and the perpetually overexposed Avalanche have been constructing empires while others erect filing cabinets. How novel! 🦜
A new study reveals that standard NLP evaluation metrics struggle to accurately assess semantic similarity in financial text where numerical values play a critical role.
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