Alack! The Solana Foundation, in a fit of Monday melancholy, did cast asunder an advertisement most foul, nine hours past the stroke of midnight, having first courted the culture wars’ favor like a suitor at a masquerade ball.
Behold! The now-vanished spectacle portrayed “America” in the confessional chair of therapy. A nation personified, yearning to dream grandly of tech and crypto and celestial voyages, yet hindered by a therapist who would have him “concern himself with pronouns” and the invention of new genders!
“America,” quoth the therapist, “numbers are as fluid as the rivers,” chiding his patient’s “affliction of rational thought.” In a burst of frustration, America cries out, “I would fashion technologies, not genders!”
Oh, the irony! That the Solana Foundation, a Swiss charity with blockchain on the brain, should invoke the rhetoric of the right to fête its first American soiree. Some cried pandering, others blasphemy!
Verily, a volte-face for an organization that once sang the praises of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) as its “sacred values,” demanding of its guests a respect for all genders, or face the wrath of ejection.
The deleted Solana ad:
— Danny Nelson (@realDannyNelson) March 18, 2025
Lo! Just as President Trump reclaimed his throne with a campaign that spake ill of the trans, the foundation hosted a gala in Singapore. The event’s law forbade any “verbal or physical harassment” based on “gender” or its many expressions, under pain of banishment.
“The Solana Foundation doth swear fealty to diversity, equity, inclusion, and respect,” the law did declare.
Whether the foundation’s ad chicanery doth herald a change in its “sacred values” remains shrouded in mystery. CoinDesk sought the code of conduct for the impending event, but in vain. A representative of the foundation was as silent as the grave.
In any case, the ad threatened to plunge crypto into the maelstrom of partisan politics, much to the chagrin of the industry’s more moderate souls.
Hitherto, the crypto realm’s embrace of President Trump was a marriage of convenience: he promised his favor, and the crypto elite returned his embrace. Yet this delicate dance may crumble if crypto loses its facade of bipartisanship.
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2025-03-18 05:27