XRP Soars 8% as SEC’s Carpet Cleaner Vacates Stage 🕸️🚀

Analysts (read: overcaffeinated interns) cite the $13.59 million ETF inflows as a “watershed,” claiming it shifts market “equilibrium”-a word now synonymous with “eye-rolling.” Meanwhile, ether hung around $3k like a lost postcard. One might say the crypto world is playing three-dimensional chess, but with fewer than five players.






