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Now, they’re offering $400,000 to make it all better. $400,000. That’sâŠsomething. It works out to roughly the cost of a small island if you ignore the buying part, or, you know, a slightly above-average luxury watch. Theyâre calling it a settlement, which is a polite way of saying âwe messed up, but arenât taking full responsibility.â đ





