Pluribus Got the Right Face for the Job

Telling someone the world has been taken over by aliens is tough enough. But imagine having to explain that the aliens are… eating people. For a job that awful, you need someone incredibly likable and unassuming – someone who can deliver terrible news with a gentle, reassuring presence. This person needs to be endlessly optimistic, deeply compassionate, and genuinely approachable – basically, a golden retriever in human form. Someone like John Cena.








