Kraken’s $20B Haul: Citadel Throws Cash Like a Drunken Sailor 🤑

Citadel Securities, those fine folks who make markets like a caffeinated auctioneer, reckon Kraken’s got what it takes to “shape the future of digital innovation.” Now, I ain’t no financial wizard, but last I checked, innovation usually don’t come from folks throwing money at things and hoping for the best. Still, Jim Esposito, Citadel’s president, swears they’ll help Kraken with “risk management” and “market structure analysis.” Sounds mighty fancy for a business built on internet money. 💸







