The Canary Litecoin ETF, it seems, has chosen the path of least resistance, barely managing to outperform some of the more enthusiastic (and far less disappointing) crypto ETFs, such as those focusing on XRP and Solana. You know, the ones that actually have investors.
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After wobbling like a wobbly pudding under the $2.00 mark last week, XRP has bounced back with the resilience of Matilda outsmarting the Trunchbull. Trading volumes? Through the roof, my dear friends-$6.22 billion in 24 hours! That’s more cash than the entire stash in Fantastic Mr. Fox’s underground lair! 💰
According to some fancy analysts – probably sitting in their silk armchairs – the Bitcoin aSOPR has been peacefully loafing between converging trendlines, barely bothering to blink or raise an eyebrow. This indicator, which judges whether investors are cashing out with a smile or crying into their coffee, has been stuck for nearly two years. When the aSOPR is over 1, it’s like investors are happily selling at a profit, waving their winnings like a defeated gladiator waving a white flag. Under 1? Losses, dear friends, losses. And exactly 1? The market is just making everyone break even, which is the equivalent of applause for a mediocre play.
So, what’s the secret sauce behind XRP’s sudden burst of confidence? Let’s dig into this mystery, shall we? 🕵️♂️
Jay Ellis plays Alex Holland in The Rookie: North, which Deadline reports has received the order for a pilot that will be penned and directed by The Rookie showrunner Alexi Hawley. The reason for the delay is due to the actor’s extremely a busy schedule. He’s a series regular on Hulu’s upcoming Not Suitable For Work as well as recurring on Running Point, available streaming now with a Netflix subscription. The actor celebrated the big news on Instagram with this message:
While the new Superman in the DCU might not be as powerful as previous versions, he still showed off incredible strength in his first appearance in 2025. He managed impressive feats like holding up a giant monster’s foot, catching falling buildings, and even using his icy breath to escape a black hole with three other people.
Crypto sentiment stopped hyperventilating into a paper bag as liquidity expectations did a quick U-turn. BitMEX’s co-founder and professional fortune-teller Arthur Hayes took to X (formerly Twitter, before Elon turned it into a circus) to explain how the Fed’s latest monetary shenanigans might give Bitcoin a little nudge.
Let me tell you, this special was a real treat for ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ fans. They painstakingly rebuilt the Barone family living room and got almost everyone back together – Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett, Monica Horan, and even the kids, Madylin and Sullivan! Ray Romano was very clear, though: a reboot just isn’t possible, and rightfully so. Losing Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle, who played his parents, and Sawyer, is too big a loss. He said they’d never do the show without those three family members, and I completely agree. Phil Rosenthal pointed out that with the show still airing in syndication, we can all enjoy it exactly as it was meant to be, and they both feel a deep respect for the show and its wonderful audience. It was a lovely tribute, and a smart decision to leave ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ as a perfect memory.
Investment eyes, once drowsy as old clocks, now blink with vigor. Vitalik Buterin, as if foreseeing a cataclysmic ballad, lamented the looming threat of quantum computing-a Wagnerian climax to today’s cryptographic sonnet.
