LINK’s Plunge: A Tale of Greed, Fear, and the Absurdity of Markets

There is no panic, no frenzied screams in the streets-only the quiet, almost dignified retreat of demand. Rebounds, like fleeting moments of hope in a nihilistic novel, are swiftly extinguished, leaving behind the bitter taste of unfulfilled promises. This is not the market of the heart, but of the mind-a cold, calculating reassessment of value, devoid of emotion, yet brimming with existential dread.

Bitcoin’s Plunge: A Tale of Woe and Wretched Altcoins

The altcoins, those fickle companions of Bitcoin, fared no better, bleeding profusely as if pricked by a thousand thorns. Ethereum, once the darling of the market, has proven itself a most unreliable partner, while Monero, too, has suffered a most substantial decline in the past twenty-four hours. One cannot help but wonder if these digital currencies are but mere shadows, destined to fade at the slightest hint of adversity.

Bitcoin’s Plunge: Saylor’s Billion-Dollar Oopsie and ETF Tears

Behold, Strategy-formerly MicroStrategy, the grand oracle of corporate Bitcoin hoarding, led by the indefatigable Michael Saylor-now finds itself mired in a quagmire of unrealized losses exceeding $1 billion. Such is the price of hubris, as BTC tumbles below the once-sacred threshold of $75,000. A billion dollars, vanished like a wisp of smoke in the wind. How the mighty have stumbled!

Avengers: Doomsday & Spider-Man 4 Gets Bad News With New Update

Both Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures have decided not to advertise during this year’s Super Bowl. As a result, fans won’t see new trailers for the upcoming movies Avengers: Doomsday and Spider-Man: Brand New Day. This is the first time in several years that Marvel has chosen to sit out the Super Bowl advertising slot (according to Deadline).

The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2026 Grammys

The Premiere Ceremony, which happens before the main Grammys show, was full of amazing moments that didn’t make it onto TV. We understand CBS can’t broadcast everything, but several winners and speeches deserved recognition on the main stage. Highlights included FKA Twigs and Kehlani each winning their first Grammy, with Kehlani adding a memorable (and slightly edgy!) comment during her acceptance speech. Veteran artist Joni Mitchell also secured her 11th Grammy at age 82, and Durand Bernarr gave a touching speech thanking his parents. A father-daughter duo, Fyütch and Aura V, delivered a particularly heartwarming acceptance speech for Best Children’s Music Album. Given that the televised show wasn’t exactly short on entertainment, the producers could have easily included a couple of these moments instead of having Bruno Mars perform twice. — Hershal Pandya