No Sleep For Kaname Date – From AI: The Somnium Files is coming to PS5, PS4, and Xbox Series on February 26

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Fans of AI: The Somnium Files will be happy to hear the game is getting a physical release on PlayStation 5 for $39.99 – the same price as the digital version. PlayStation 4 and Xbox Series X|S versions will only be available digitally. The Switch version, including a special 2 Key Card edition and the standard physical copy, will cost $49.99. A limited-edition tote bag bundle will also be available for the PS5 version through the Spike Chunsoft store.

Cat Coins & Crypto Chaos: Can This ETF Save MOG?

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Canary Capital, the financial equivalent of that friend who insists crypto is “still a thing,” has filed for a MOG ETF. Because apparently, the world needs a regulated product for a cat meme token that’s down 78% since its “glory” days. MOG, for the uninitiated, is a token inspired by the “Mog the Cat” meme, which means its entire value proposition is based on people who think “This is fine” is a life philosophy 🌈.

XRP: The New Gold? 🤑💎 Or Just Crypto’s Midlife Crisis? 😂

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For years, gold was the Beyoncé of assets-rising when interest rates were low and dipping when they weren’t. But now, it’s all about reclaiming its identity as a “store of intrinsic value.” Fancy. Meanwhile, XRP is allegedly ready to break up with Bitcoin and Ethereum like a millennial dumping their toxic ex. “It’s not you, it’s me,” XRP whispers, “I’m into real-world financial systems now, not your hype cycles.” 💔💼

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season-Premiere Recap: Two Kisses, That’s It

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Warning signs about the show’s direction should have appeared from the very beginning, especially when Nick Viall spoke and when Jordan repeatedly used the word “emasculating.” It’s as if everyone watching—especially those familiar with online parenting discussions—could see the main contestant being reduced to a humiliating and unwanted role in another man’s life.

Sui’s USDsui: DeFi’s New Hope? Or Just Another Coin Flip? 🤡

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Sui, that most industrious of blockchains, now unveils USDsui-a stablecoin birthed via Bridge’s Open Issuance platform. A bold move, dear reader, to make U.S. dollar-pegged tokens the talk of the town. Alas, one must ask: will this stablecoin quell the chaos of DeFi, or simply add another layer of bureaucratic absurdity? Only time will tell, but the price of speculation is free! 💸