Strive’s $500M Bitcoin Gamble: Genius or Madness? 🤔💰

On Tuesday, Strive unveiled a $500 million stock sales program-essentially a glorified bake sale, but instead of cupcakes, they’re peddling preferred stock to fuel their Bitcoin obsession. Market spectators clutched their pearls as the firm vowed to splurge proceeds on “digital assets” (read: more magic internet money) and “general corporate requirements” (read: office kombucha).

🤑 Trump’s Crypto Game: Dice, NFTs, and Drama – Roll the Dice on Dec. 30! 🎲

Imagine a digital board game set in New York (because where else would it be?) where you roll dice, buy properties, and build stuff-all while earning crypto rewards. 🏙️💰 It’s like The Sims met Wall Street Bets and had a baby. Players can fund their accounts with cash, crypto, or the oh-so-classy TRUMP Coin, because why not tie your financial fate to a memecoin? 🤑 You can also trade NFT collectibles like statues and pins, because who doesn’t want a digital gold statue of Trump in their virtual living room? 🏆

Shifting Gears Cast A Hallmark Star For A Key Role, And I Wish It Was In Time For The Christmas Episode Shenanigans

Luke Macfarlane, known for his many Hallmark movies, is joining the cast of the ABC sitcom Shifting Gears as Sam Parker, as reported by Deadline. Although this is Macfarlane’s first appearance on the show, Sam has been established as the son of Tim Allen’s character, Matt, and the brother of Kat Dennings’ Riley. Sam is a Navy veteran and will appear as a guest star later this season. While there’s no specific date yet, it’s likely he won’t arrive until after the Christmas episode, following the show’s winter break.

Ethereum Surges Past $3,300: Is a $12,000 Price in the Cards? 🚀

Ethereum Price Chart

Apparently, smart folks with fancy titles and even fancier spreadsheets think that Ethereum’s popularity is on the up again because, surprise, surprise, institutions are tinkering with it. According to some guys from Bull Theory – yes, those guys – big companies like BitMine (who, to be fair, hold the biggest stash of ETH in public trading circles) have decided that Ethereum is the new cool kid on the block.