The firm filed a Form S-1 registration statement with the US Securities and Exchange Commission on January 20, marking a move to expand its crypto ETF product lineup. Because nothing says “innovation” like turning a $900,000 trust into a publicly traded fund.
Grayscale Investments, a crypto titan with the grace of a drunk elephant, has submitted a Form S-1 (a bureaucratic relic older than blockchain itself) to the SEC, petulantly demanding to convert its NEAR Trust into a spot ETF. One can only wonder if this is the pinnacle of capitalism or a tragicomedy of errors.
While gold basks in the adoration of panic-stricken investors, Bitcoin skulks in the shadows, failing to inspire even the faintest flutter of safe-haven enthusiasm. “It is being sold,” Novogratz lamented, as if describing a poorly reviewed West End play.
Scarlet Witch is getting a fresh look! Marvel revealed a brand-new costume for the character in the recent Sorcerer Supreme #1 comic, one of their last releases of 2023, hinting at exciting things to come in 2026.
Blightstone is a game where you control a team and make tactical decisions, but it doesn’t use a restrictive grid system. It also features roguelike elements, meaning each playthrough is unique and challenging.
New research introduces a framework for aligning artificial intelligence with real-world experience, enabling more robust planning and physical interaction.
Dogecoin’s descent began when it closed below $0.1320, a level that once gleamed like gold. Now, it’s a relic. The coin tumbled past $0.1280 and $0.1220, then staggered below $0.1180, hitting a low near $0.1155. A recovery above $0.120? A fleeting mirage, like a free pizza offer from a sketchy meme.
At the hour of reckoning, the total crypto market value had shrunk by 3.4%, landing at a mere $3.1 trillion. Bitcoin, once the darling of the digital age, traded at $89,384, a 3.2% decline in just 24 hours. The altcoins fared worse, their losses as deep as the pockets of the bourgeoisie. Binance Coin dropped 5.2% to $879, Monero plummeted 19% to $491, and Pump.fun-oh, the irony!-deflated by 5.9% to a laughable $0.002436.
Bandai Namco recently released a trailer for Zenon Gryfgote, showcasing the armored character performing a song. This continues a series of character trailers they’ve been sharing, including those for Lou Magmell, Noah G. MagMell & Josée Anjou, Lyle McLeish & Holly Asturias, and Valentin Voda.
The drama kicks off with a harmless, yet annoying, comment Natalie makes at work. It’s a celebration for SUR, though technically the restaurant is 26 years old – we even have proof from old photos and the fact that I’m no longer getting ads for ED medication! The party actually marks 20 years since Lisa became involved with the restaurant, and Peter, sporting his decades-old ponytail, arrives to greet people and sample the food, including some suspiciously dry-looking goat cheese balls and empanadas. Jason, one of the new cast members, is struggling to learn the menu and is completely unaware of the popular goat cheese balls, which are practically Vanderpump Rules history. As Venus, our newest addition, points out, “Jason needs a lesson in American culture.”
