Russia’s Crypto Crackdown: No More Games, Folks! 🚨💸

Just this Thursday – presumably while sipping a very serious cup of very serious tea – Chistyukhin told RIA Novosti that the CBR, the Ministry of Finance, Rosfinmonitoring, and assorted other eagle-eyed bureaucratic beasts are finalizing a new crypto regime. And guess what? It’s not a party. It’s more like a state exam, with jail as the penalty for cheating. 😬



