🚨 Senators Brew Custodial Coffee While Devs Sizzle in Prosecution 🔥

Initially, the bill promised to shield developers from the clutches of prosecution, a gesture as rare as a honest broker. Yet, behold! The document now threatens to unleash a pack of prosecutors with the subtlety of a drunken philosopher. Expert commentary, delivered with the gravitas of a funeral orator, suggests that self-custodial wallets may soon face the same scrutiny as a poet’s love letter to a nun. 📜





